"Escalating Evolution"

(For the G.O.P.)

This spate of recent deaths in the East?
Did Wayne escalate evolution?
Has bloodlust for the wildebeast
Become a bloodlust revolution
Endangering two-legged victims
Of the U.S. Constitution,

As read by Antonin Scalia
And Wayne LaP.'s NRA?
Should the endangered species be changed
To unarmed voters in the US of A?

Wolves and deer and grizzly bears
Are starting to relax.
Their new concern is Republicans,
Regarding lowering their property tax.

More G.O.P. constituents could be a welcome sight,
Only because LaPierre has finally seen the light:
Eradicate two-legged species "to protect the four."
The polls show that's what the G.O.P. should be shooting for.
They've antagonized the rest of us,
Especially those keeping score,
Many of whom, surprisingly, are poor…

Kickbacks from the new constituents
Won't improve their coffers.
How long before the NRA
Is bombarded with new offers

To scrap their damn amendment
And turn back the tide of evolution
As McConnell and his ilk are doing to what's left
Of Antonin Scalia's Constitution?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/17/12

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