Escalating The Cost Of Sex
With Senator Ensign's ma and pa

Democrats like Spitzer
    still know how to cut a bargain
While hypocrite Republicans
    are ripped off for their jargon.

McConnell's troops are furious
    at Ensign's ma and pa,
Who've raised the price of C Street sex
    much more than Mitch foresaw.

If it goes even higher –
    Coburn recommends a million,
How many might prefer to be
    an oversexed civilian?

Political celebrity
    for many is just ducky
Up until the time they think
    that they have gotten lucky.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/21/09

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