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Ev'rybody Froze Despite the climate change Ev'rybody froze when Judge Scalia picked another Bush, not Gore. But spending eight more years in Texas to let Cheney mind the store, And pick his foes? Ev'rybody froze. Ev'rybody froze when they heard the rumor that Al Qaeda planned a sneak attack And lacked a sense of humor at the thought of Bushie coming back To thumb his nose. Ev'rybody froze. Ev'rybody froze. Ev'rybody froze. Ev'rybody knew that change was coming, And ev'rybody froze. Ev'rybody froze when Bear went under. Even Paulson seemed a little hurt. But when he let each Lehman gambler not only lose his shirt, But all his clothes, Ev'rybody froze. Ev'rybody froze at Palin's death threat to reduce the populace. Like Boehner's tan, her ploy is bull. Did she misstate her case For dildoes? Ev'rybody froze. Ev'rybody froze. Ev'rybody froze. Ev'rybody knew that change was coming, And ev'rybody froze. Ev'rybody froze sperm for the future, but on second thought, Is this what their Viagra's for? How much goes in the pot? Who'll disclose What ev'rybody froze? Bob Carlson with a nod of thanks to Leonard Cohen www.politicalboondoggles.com 8/16/09 To 'Politicians' |