Even Rich People Conceive
(But why shouldn't most of them still enjoy sex?)

Are rich people really against contraception?
Must their lower taxes mean limiting sex?
Then why back the anti-abortion Republicans
That the Pro-Fetus Army of Allah elects?

Contraception's long been a Planned Parenthood service
And as bad as abortion to people like Kyle.
But do you think all his zealots believe that
Reproduction's the sole reason couples walk down the aisle?

Family planning is such a big part
Of what Planned Parenthood can do for a marriage.
Why is it something those Pro-Fetus people
Continue to go out of their way to disparage?

Don't they enjoy sex the way most people do?
Between men and women? That old-fashioned format?
But putting a dozen through Ivy League colleges?
How many young heiresses figured on that?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
4/14/11

To 'Behind the Abortion War'
To 'Anti-abortion extremists/
      The Army Of God and Justifiable Homicide'

To 'Jon Stewart Terminates Sen. Kyle's
       Planned Parenthood Claims'

To 'Rich People'
To 'Nanny Norquist's Congressional Pledglings Verses'
To 'Red State Nutjob Verses<'



4/14/11