Every Corporation Loves Roberts (Based on the real-life comedy of John Roberts) Don't impeach Roberts. He's The Court's pretty face, And merely the frontman for Clarence and Ginni. Those two, with Scalia, are selling The Congress To donors less willing to flaunt their ignominy. They think they're anonymous. No one knows who they are, Except whistleblowers who'll inform WikiSpills. That's hardly the secrecy The Chamber promised. They've won "Koch" reputations as notorious shills. Is Roberts responsible? Naw! He does what he's told to do. Ginni's the one who is calling the shots. Who knew a new Justice addicted to porn Had a wife who produces campaign TV spots. With The Congress controlled by big corporations Who're happy to pay Ginni her lobbying fees, SCOTUS can actively publicize Roberts, Subsidize porn and ban birds and bees.
Bob Carlson 10/26/10 To 'Long Battle by Foes of Campaign Finance Rules Shifts Landscape' To 'Investigating impeachment of Chief Justice John Roberts' To 'Clarence Thomas's Ethics Problems, Then and Now' To 'Supremely Bad Judgment' To 'Who’s Sorry Now?' To 'Ginni Thomas's SCOTUS Lobby' To 'Scalia's Court' To 'Secretive Koch Donors' To 'Chamber of Commerce' To 'Politicians for Sale' To 'Supreme Court of the United States' |