Exorcist Wanted! A Vatican recruiting ad Wanted! A new Exorcist, who with his bag of tricks, Can help transform our pedophiles into burqa wearing chicks. The addition of the burqa as part of their attire. Will make them less attractive to the youngsters they desire. But to appease the Devil, their first burqas must be black Perhaps some paisleys later on if some are tougher nuts to crack. This could improve the sex life of the burqa loving French Who worry who among them is a winsome, willing wench.
Bob Carlson To 'Devil of a Scandal ' To 'France's ban on the burqa' To 'Pope's Exorcist Says the Devil Is In the Vatican' To 'Future Pope Stalled on Abuse Case' |