Exxon Is Buying
With apologies to the tune
"Rumors Are Flying"
(Rumors are flying that you've got me sighing)

Rumors are flying
That Exxon is buying
Wars for re-supplying
Oil reserves that are drying
Up most ev'rywhere.

Except Venezuela
Where Chavez will jail ya
Or verb'lly assail ya
And try to curtail ya
From a reas'nable share.

So after buying the Congress
With a little extra largesse,
They'll be expecting a full-court press
By Bush to declare a new war.

But they'll wait until autumn
When his polls have hit bottom
To be sure that they've got 'em
By the balls,
And they're all running scared.

Music & Original Lyrics
by Benny Benjamin & George Weiss
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/31/06

To 'The Lobbyist Congress'
To 'Corporate Greed'
To 'Oil Companies'
To 'Lobbyists'