ExxonMobil Land
(Tillerson's response to Disneyland)

Clean Up? Or Cover Up? Neither one's working.
We've come to expect that from Tillerson's brand.
His Exxon Valdez poisoned the coastline.
When will he sell tickets to each new ExxonMobil Land?

Each tourist attraction will keep his name in the news.
Beats the hell out of whatever Disney can do
ExxonMobil Land sites all over the world?
And in unlikely locations like Kalamazoo.

Disney never thought of it. Tillerson is the first,
And what did it cost him? One measly oil spill.
Now look how he's acquiring Mayflower, Arkansas.
Rupture the pipeline, make the residents ill.

Tillerson is a genius, though decidedly evil.
Think KXL pipeline for his planned expansion,
With new tourist sites throughout the midWest,
And big bonuses for Rex for at least one new mansion.

A Tillerson dynasty to top Rockefeller's?
When will we, if ever, see his charities start?
Koch has New York sewed up with his David Koch Centers.
Will Oklahoma be the recipient of Tillerson's heart?

Wouldn't Enid, Oklahoma, be a deserving place?
Acquire Champlain Oil to establish his roots?
Appoint Senator Inhofe as his Barker-in-Chief,
What a great twosome to be in cahoots...

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/17/13

To 'More KXL Pipeline in Rhymed Verse'
To 'It's Crazy To Think Keystone XL Won't Leak'
To 'These Are The Senators Who Voted
     Against Expanded Background Checks
     And How To Contact Them'

To 'Canada Speeds Up Desertification With Tar Sands,
     Exits U.N. Convention Aimed At Addressing Problem'

To 'Arkansas Hires Notorious Private Contractor
     To Clean Up Mayflower Tar Sands Spill'

To 'Exxon Mobil Isn’t Saying How Much Oil is Still in the Pipeline'
To 'Exxon Oil Spill In Arkansas Raises Concerns
     About Keystone XL Pipeline'

To 'Climate criminal number one — Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson'
To 'After a Powerful Lobbyist Intervenes,
     EPA Reverses Stance on Polluting Texas County’s Water'

To 'Obama Endorses KXL Pipeline,
     Native Americans Forced to Protest from 'Cage''

To 'More Fracking Obama in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More Climate Change & Global Warming in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More Big Oil Mafia in Rhymed Verse'