Filibuster
Please, Mitch!

McConnell fears his counterparts,
    who now control the House,
May have added items that
    he simply can't espouse.

It's time Republicans stood up
    and tried to filibuster
And let us watch McConnell share
    the fate of Gen'ral Custer.

A little prodding from the left
    should lead McConnell to it,
And not take long before his pals
    discover that he blew it

With diastrous consequences
    for his Grand Old Party
Just when they had Steele convinced
    the thing was hale and hearty

And he could make an extra buck
    by shilling on the side,
Determining which pay-for-play
    donations he should hide,

And which banks to move them to
    to foil the IRS
So Mitch and pals aren't behind bars
    because of Dirty Coal's largesse.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/12/09

To 'Harry Reid's Congress'
To 'Mendacious Mitch McConnell'