Firefighting
While Obama fiddles in Iraq

Let big bad banks go belly up.
    Send all bad bankers off to prison.
Enough of playing fast and loose
    with dough each should know isn't hisn.

They're borrowing to leverage
    and jimmy up their profit.
It's time for Tim to call a halt
    and tell them to get off it.

Pay no attention to their claims
    their bank's too big to fail.
Let's show them we think otherwise
    and toss their butts in jail.

401-Ks weren't intended for
    CNBC to follow,
Fueling Kudlow, Haines and Cramer
    views that only gamblers swallow.

Debunk the Nostradamus
    crystal ball impersonators.
Along with Rubin, Gramm and Summers
    anti-regulators.

Remind Obama that his biggest
    trouble's here at home,
That while he's fiddling overseas
    his team is burning Rome.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/9/09

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