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FISA's Threat To UBS Can Jamie Dimon prevent UBS from becoming the next Bear Stearns? "NSA Quadruples Work Force", "FBI Will Nearly Double", Headlines in the New York Times Predicting further Wall Street trouble. Super FISA gets more info Than what Bushie got before. Secretive Swiss bank accounts? Not while Cheney's boys keep score. Not to worry, some are thinking, If Cheney counts like Bushie speaks – Wall Street couldn't be that lucky. With new FISA, new techniques. Halliburton won't be bidding. Newest contracts aren't cost-plus. New hirees all come from China, Each told bring own abacus. Pundits propose homing pigeons As a way of fighting back. But Cheney's plans to be Big Brother Are a tougher nut to crack. Pigeon breeders find it hard to Boost production fast enough. Chinese marksmen: "Strong consensus, Pigeon chow mein tasty stuff." UBS needs JP Morgan's Expertise from ringside seat. Can Jamie produce pigeons faster Than Cheney's Chinese marksmen eat?
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