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"First Indiscriminatory Snarks Act – III of IV" The Hunting of Snarks – The Catch (FISA backfires with and without warrants) Verizon's collecting past and present e-mails, So when panicky Bushies' e-mails disappear, Like those authorizing their overseas jails, Verizon can tell the DA's, "Lookey here!" They'll be nailed with warrants, they'll be nailed without. They'll be nailed both here and abroad. And still they won't know what our cheers are about, Or why Bush wasn't speaking for God. Can Snarks be tappees who had planned to be tappers? What a boon when they turn out to be overlappers, Who outsmarting themselves wrote the inexact First Indiscriminatory Snarks Act. Rather morosely most Bushies admit. This isn't what they had expected. They're following closely the fate of the twit Who withheld half of what he collected From selling on eBay access to advisors Whom Bushie plans to bequeath to McCain, With the proceeds to go to Budweiser franchisers, Those who hold leases on Cindy Mac's planes. When attorneys who concocted Bushie's justification To waterboard find it's their turn to try it, Who'll hold John Yoo's nose as he pleads to The Nation, "Cheney's Chinese like me – if it's torture we buy it."? That Addington's doomed is a foregone conclusion. They're waiting till Bushie's drummed out. Commutations or pardons would cause more confusion Interfering with unreasonalble doubt. They'll be nailed with warrants, they'll be nailed without. And still they won't know what the cheering's about, For a change in command means they can't retract The First Indiscriminatory Snarks Act.
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