"First Indiscriminatory Snarks Act – IV of IV"

The Hunting of Snarks – The Cons
(FISA backfires with and without warrants)

They'll be jailed with warrants, they'll be jailed without.
If they can't be jailed here, they'll be jailed abroad.
And still they won't know what their jailing's about,
Despite Bushie's claim's he's still speaking for God.

Their hunting of Snarks will have proved so extensive
That we could be jailing the entire magilla –
Not just little Feiths who may seem less offensive,
But the Grumpy Gorilla and his Cheeky Chinchilla.

What a boon to mankind to make an example
Of Wolfowitz, Rummy and Kristol.
Add Ashcroft, Gonzales and Yoo to the sample
And the smoking gun's more than a pistol.

Are you as distressed as Wall Street has been
At what has befallen Fannie Mae/Freddy Mac?
Some attribute it mostly to sin from within.
And who would know better they'll never bounce back

Than Old Mac's advisor, his porn czar, Phil Gramm?
Friendly Foreclosure Phil whose 2000 scam
Makes him a prime target of the inexact
First Indiscriminatory Snarks Act.

The disasters in Mac's World highlight its defects.
In addition to Gramm what about these suspects?
IndyMac's lending – Cindy Mac's 'private' planes –
Freddy Mac's inside trading – Old Mac's lack of brains –

Commutations or pardons that give the illusion
That justice might not have been properly served
Won't even be mentioned. It's a foregone conclusion.
The culprits they've nailed will get what they've deserved.

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Surprised by the baseball slugger who's bunting?
Surprised when the culprits aren't just Snarks they were hunting?
They're also the fools who helped Bushie enact
The First Indiscriminatory Snarks Act.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/15/08

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