"First Indiscriminatory Snarks Act IV of IV" The Hunting of Snarks The Cons (FISA backfires with and without warrants) They'll be jailed with warrants, they'll be jailed without. If they can't be jailed here, they'll be jailed abroad. And still they won't know what their jailing's about, Despite Bushie's claim's he's still speaking for God. Their hunting of Snarks will have proved so extensive That we could be jailing the entire magilla Not just little Feiths who may seem less offensive, But the Grumpy Gorilla and his Cheeky Chinchilla. What a boon to mankind to make an example Of Wolfowitz, Rummy and Kristol. Add Ashcroft, Gonzales and Yoo to the sample And the smoking gun's more than a pistol. Are you as distressed as Wall Street has been At what has befallen Fannie Mae/Freddy Mac? Some attribute it mostly to sin from within. And who would know better they'll never bounce back Than Old Mac's advisor, his porn czar, Phil Gramm? Friendly Foreclosure Phil whose 2000 scam Makes him a prime target of the inexact First Indiscriminatory Snarks Act. The disasters in Mac's World highlight its defects. In addition to Gramm what about these suspects? IndyMac's lending Cindy Mac's 'private' planes Freddy Mac's inside trading Old Mac's lack of brains Commutations or pardons that give the illusion That justice might not have been properly served Won't even be mentioned. It's a foregone conclusion. The culprits they've nailed will get what they've deserved. ************ Surprised by the baseball slugger who's bunting? Surprised when the culprits aren't just Snarks they were hunting? They're also the fools who helped Bushie enact The First Indiscriminatory Snarks Act.
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