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"Fatal Indiscriminatory Snarks Act – V of V" The Killing of Snarks – The Justification (FISA dances to Scalia's new tune) Its name has been changed to protect the innocent, Which, now post-Scalia, no snark ever is. Rather than face a snoopee lament, The snooper expedites matters and gives him the biz. Why bother Scalia? He has so much on his plate: Just teaching Clarence to say a word or two That won't be completely inappropriate To a totally biased judicial review. Forget any warrants, dispatch them without, Pursue them both here and abroad. Scalia doesn't care what the fuss is about Teaching ethics to Clarence? What is he? God? Spying helped Bushie with his self-esteem. He got his kicks from just snooping. That's not quite enough for the current regime. They're afraid that the snarks are regrouping. Who knew who was spied on till the warrant arrived? But the snoopees they targeted usually survived. Not so with the new Fatal Snarks Act. POTUS is calling the shots. Using bank assassins, or drones, their euphemism for robots. Bank assassins work fine. Holder won't prosecute HSBC's Stu Gulliver teams he has trained to execute Indiscriminatory Snarkz for POTUS, if POTUS goes green And won't use his carbon spewing modus to vent his spleen. ************ Enviromentalists be careful. Don't get on this Snooper's list Of Indiscriminatory Snarks thinking that you would be missed. Here today but gone tomorrow. Not even Clarence gets to know. You won't have a leg to stand on. That's the POTUS-Scalia Drone-Happy MO.
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