Gee, "Etch A Sketch" Romney

(To be sung to the tune "Gee, Officer Krupke")

Gee, "Etch A Sketch" Romney,
You'll make us a state?
No one will believe you,
But it's gonna sound great.

Just vote anti-Santorum?
At that price we're a steal.
Gee, "Etch A Sketch" Romney,
You've etched yourself a deal.

Gee, "Etch A Sketch" Romney,
Get real or we'll squeal.

Original Lyric & Music by Stephen Sondheim
Music by Leonard Bernstein
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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3/23/12

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