Glub-a-glub-glub, He could have drowned in that sub. The four star general was playing James Bond. His only crew? A bosomy socialite "blonde". Well endowed in the front Not bad from behind To be perfectly blunt, His buxom blonde was a find. But it's our duty to mention, Her outstanding dimension Was both a boon and a bane. He was first into the sub, Hence the glub-a-glub-glub, For getting her in was a pain. The hatch was too tight, And try as they might, She got stuck a bit over half the way in. Even so they shoved off, Laughing it off, As they were anchors awayin'. But as a stopper His blonde came a cropper For tight as she was they were leakin'. Though only partially in, They felt guilty as sin And they clearly were not cheek-to-cheekin'. Sadly one of his faults, he Adamantly dilslikes a falsy, Or they might not have scuttled the boat. The moral of course is Gen'rals stick to your horses And, Beware of the buxom, And aware where one tucks 'em Not all of the "buxom" can float.
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