Goldman's Abacus No. 999
Let Goldman Sachs pay your Fire Insurance premiums

Goldman is diversifying –
    loans against your fire insurance –
Consulting with their arsonist,
    first obtaining his assurance
That your lovely home's a fire trap,
    a potential three-alarmer.
Don't think that you'd be interested?
    Hey, that Blankfein is a charmer.

He not only pays your premiums,
    but your ap is pre-OK'd.
Any one or two-alarmer and
    he guarantees that you'll be paid.
Sounds complicated, but it's not.
    Just suppose your house burns down –
How many other three-alarmers
    have you seen in your hometown?

And only if yours becomes one,
    is Goldman reimbursed
To pay off their consultant
    who knew your house was cursed.
It's like selling you derivatives
    that Goldman's selling short
Having bought McConnell
    as well as Roberts' Court.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/19/10

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