Gollum Morphed Into Old Mac And no one noticed. Our Friends: It couldn't have been easier, our morphing into Mac, We've a sneaky way about us that normal people lack. Ev'rything about us looks as if we'd shriveled up. We're an angry little bastard that you hope someone will whup. Notice how we shuffled through that last town hall debate? Is it elevator shoes or age screwing up our gait? Devious, deceitful, we are quick to change our spots Making sure we're with the haves instead of the have nots. Maureen Dowd damned what we've done. We think she used Pig Latin, Or what our Sarah's lipstick crowd calls upper crust chitchattin'.
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