"Good" Shooters

(LaP. says you'll balance out the "bad" ones)

You "Good" shooters, stand your ground
    in the school house door.
Make sure that no one enters that
    Wayne's not accounted for.
Otherwise please pat them down.
    Be looking for the spoils of war.
For although they'll know you're armed,
    you couldn't hit the broadside of
    the proverbial barn door.

Despite what Wayne LaPierre says
     this isn't going to work.
Who knows where psychotic shooters
    with the worst intentions lurk?
They could have lingered after class,
    after you've gone home.
You couldn't find them if you tried
    with a fine-tooth comb.

And what would happen if you did?
    Who'd get the first shot in?
He who's spent the night in wait,
    or you who Wayne's applaudin'?

Yours is not an occupation
    for which many would apply,
Knowing Wayne LaPierre and
     the semi-automatic weapons
     he'll let any shooter buy.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/22/12

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