Googling A Presidential "Memoir"
(Copy and Paste helped with the spelling)

Crown's quick to admit that the title's misleading.
Those "Decision Points" aren't necessarily his.
What a shock to discover there weren't all that many
And those Bushie made were strictly showbiz.

But how exciting to read about Bush fetus sightings.
Yet distressing to learn that there could have been more.
The sev'ral we've suffered with? More than sufficient
Though Karl Rove's assured us they all were top drawer.

What's truly amazing is how much good Googling
Bushie succeeded in making time for –
Sitting and listening while he was read to –
Five hundred pages in two years? What a chore!

Did he do all that transcribing? All by himself?
His mom must have helped him, and in their haste,
And for help with the spelling, often resorted
To their favorite Word features: Copy and Paste.

Those excerpts they "borrowed" from other authors?
They've saved you a fortune. Why buy all those books?
But Amazon's customers who borrowed with Bushie
Also bought Holy Bibles to get the free shipping
    and avoid dirty looks.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
11/13/10

To 'Bushie's book, 'Decision Points', lifted from advisers books'
To 'Bushie's Legacy of Lies'



11/13/10