Porter Goss says not to panic.
The CIA is now organic.
He doesn't like to risk insurgent genes,
But worries embryonic research
Will impact and perhaps besmirch
Junior's taste in same-sex magazines.

His other "excellent" idea?
Osama gardens with urea
Which stinks as much as Goss's CIA.
But with Al Qaeda into cloning,
Which Osama will be phoning
In to warn their smell is mere hearsay?

* The Washington Post - 6/21/05
"Goss Says He Has Idea Where Bin Laden Is"

Bob Carlson

To 'Bushie's C.I.A. Co-conspirators'