Grassroots Lobbying
For Goldman Sachs and Amazon

You, too, can be a lobbyist
    and make a tidy killing.
There's no need to pimp your wife
    to Ensigns who are willing
To talk their moms and daddys
    into making a gratuity
To compensate participants
    for errant promiscuity.

For Blankfein plans gratuities
    for yes-men who'll assign
A portion to their congressmen
    so no one will malign
Goldman Sachs or Amazon
    for acting like Big Brother,
Cooking and erasing books
    one way or another.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/19/09

To 'More Goldman Sachs'
To 'Amazon Plays Big Brother'
To 'The Joy of Sachs'
To '2024 Will Be Like '1984''