Eric Cantor: Grover's Poster Boy Toy
(Cantor's loud mouthed, despicable, obnoxious – you name it)

To picture what's wrong with today's G.O.P.
Take a hard look at Grover's prize poster boy toy.
For personal, partisan, patronage politics
Eric Cantor is certainly the real McCoy.

Loud mouthed, despicable, obnoxious – he's perfect
For cutting off aid for disaster relief.
He signs off on billions for Karzai corruption.
But help for our homeless? He can't even fake grief

Unless some of his major campaign contributors
Get some of the action that they'll kick back to him.
No one thinks for an instant that Eric was balking
At something as mundane as a personal whim.

No it's at Grover's insistence or at their highest bidders'.
The man is for sale. That's why he is where he is.
Fifty thousand from Pakistan! How much from the Kochs?
And for voting for Halliburton's no-bid contract biz

Of one and a half trillion since two thousand and one?
And still he'd hold out on Joplin, Missouri –
Did those who elected Representative Cantor
Intend that the bum become God, judge and jury?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
5/29/11

To 'Cantor balks at tornado relief; tells Missouri
       “Them’s the breaks” '

To 'Grover Norquist, the Enforcer'
To 'G.O.P. Puppeteer, Grover Norquist Verses'
To 'American Conservative Union (and Grover Norquist)
       Caught in Payola for Op-Eds Scandal'

To 'Koch Boy Political Pawn Verses'
To 'Corruption by Karzai Verses'
To 'Politicians for Sale Verses'
To 'Eric Cantor's Noise Verses'




5/29/11