Wayne LaP. guarantees his Plan B
Will definitely curb the killing.
That is if Obama's willing,
Willing to no longer star
With his tearful prayer PR.
Without Plan B Wayne promises
One continuous gawdawful mess.
He admits it's controvershal,
Acceptance not yet univershal,
Nor was Sherman in Atlanta,
But Congress fears their LaP. Santa,
Plus Obama'd get to redeliver
His Lincolnesque Connecticut Address.
"So here it is. Here's my Plan B,
A tribute to the brilliant me:
"Arm all teachers and all pastors,
Arm the postmen and postmasters,
Even Rockefeller-Astors.
Arm each judge and arm each juror.
So what if we create a furor.
"Armed from tippy-top to toes,
You'll be amazed how well it goes."
And if it doesn't, just for Wayne,
We'll open more Guantanamos.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/20/12
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