Pat down your alcoholic neighbor
Whenever she comes by
To be sure that you know why
At two thirty A.M. she is there.
Is she mad at something her Old Crow did
That she blames for being oh so loaded?
Or is your alcoholic neighbor loaded
For bear?
It pays to lnow that she's not packing,
That her sole intent is yakking
Once again the usual hot air
But what's her doctor now prescribing
To cut back on her imbibing?
Some violence inducing drug like Fanapt?
Say a prayer!
Or you can hope the White House,
Having prayed its act's together,
Has ascertained the weather
Makes a concealed weapon way too hot to carry…
Glad I'm not there.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/19/12
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