Halliburton's Plans
To be sung with Dick Cheney to the tune
"Big Spender"
(The minute he walked in the joint…)

The moment we stole him the joint
We could see he had a plan for extinction
Of legal tender –
Book cooking? On his mind –
Kenny Lay had shown him how
   to rob people blind.

We were sure he'd appoint
Ev'ry crooked pal and crony that he knew
So each Spender'd spend
   all Bushie told him to.

To get their nose out of joint,
Start showing Jews they're doomed to extinction –
A real dead-ender –
Their cooking? Try maligned –
See how much retaliation
   they have in mind.

But don't forget Bushie's point
Is to take the time to really devastate
So his reconstruction costs
   again can escalate.

Music by Cy Coleman
Original Lyric by Dorothy fields
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/27/06

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