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Happy Easter! From your kids' favorite priest "Happy Easter from Father Éclair. I'd like to make sure you're aware Of the Church's position On the Pope's inquisition: Get lost!!! It's a family matter. "But give till it hurts to the guys who wear skirts though you know it's not bagpipes we're blowing. When we're not molesting, you'll find us contesting what the Pope's made a point of not knowing. "Happy Easter again from Éclair. Your kids need some clean underwear. As for that inquisition? We know you're on a mission to kick this damn thing up the ladder. "God, we love little squirts who squirm if it hurts when it's wild oats we're playing at sowing. You call that molesting? To us it's investing in candidates for the all-knowing. "That he claims he doesn't Might mean he wasn't, A position that's quite inconsistent With the way he's defending What you now find offending, That for years has been tamper-resistant. "So give till it hurts to us guys who wear skirts. There's no way you'll replace 'him' with 'her'. This Pope has a thing against Papal offspring and the thought of a female voyeur. ?Happy Easter from your pedophile priests!"
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