He's A Bush-Republican, Ladies
Warning angry Hillary supporters about voting for McCain
by singing to Noel Coward's "Cosmopolitan Lady"
(I'm a cosmopoitan lady with a cosmopolitan soul)

He's a Bush-Republican, ladies,
With a Bush-Republican soul
Who has lived so long
His telling right from wrong
Is like teenager birth control –

Ev'ry time you forget to remember
Until it's too late to undo
The damage he's caused
When you should have paused
And not done what he wanted you to.
He's a Bush-Republican, ladies,
A Santa Claus bringing you coal.

He's a Bush-Republican, ladies,
With a Bush-Republican heart
Does he now seem strange?
Do you sense the change
From what he had seemed at the start?

Why is it clever to torture whomever
You think you might disagree with,
Then slyly eavesdrop
On your own mom and pop
As your ultimate "We'll keep you free" myth?
He's a Bush-Republican, ladies,
Disguised as a harmless old fart.

Music & Original Lyric by Noel Coward
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/9/08

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