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Helping More Banks Fail How cyclical are locust plagues? Way too few big banks have failed. How can we do our bit? Shylock locusts could return. Quick, Henry, the FLIT! Can Tom Coburn arm the floor of ev'ry stock exchange? Imagine the response to Dum-dum bullets at close range. Sell stocks short we haven't got and don't intend to borrow? Tell Goldman Sachs they're in the mail. To look for them "tomorrow". Twitter Lloyd insider tips on stocks we know he's trading? Then inform the SEC so Moodys starts downgrading. Encourage good old nepotism? It worked for friends of Bernie. Make sure Blankfein's cousin's wife has AIG's pow'r of attorney. Don't tell Bartiromo before all kinds of hell erupt When Cramer's inside tips reveal that BofA's corrupt. Make Spitzer Special Prosecutor? With his nose for fraud He'll know which shylocks should be jailed and hopefully outlawed. Locust plagues are cyclical and we have seen our share. But are all immune to FLIT? Not one impotent zillionaire?
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