Here's To Your Health In Idaho
(As prescribed by ALEC for Virginia)

What it really comes down to is ALEC hates doctors.
Choose your own rhetoric but that's what it amounts to.
That also means they can't stand health insurers,
Unless they own stock in the one fleecing you.

Why buy insurance when they say you won't need it?
That is the message ALEC sent Idaho.
So what if what they've got is contagious?
They're so far away they'd prefer not to know.

As soon as that Republican nutjob in Florida
Reduces the deficit by selling Utah,
ALEC will redesign Idaho's lottery
So health in the state is the luck of the draw.

It's going to take millions to build Trump's casinos.
But by taxing the poor that should be small potatoes,
Which ALEC will ban – casinos with that much glass
Mandate a swift switch to hothouse tomatoes.

And you thought that ALEC had its head up its rump?
They claim this was drafted by Maine legislators.
Why take credit for all that comes out of ALEC,
Especially whatever requires ventilators?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
5/21/11

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