Here Come Da Florida Judge
(Their new N. Sanders Sauls)

Judge Roger Vinson, their new N. Sanders Sauls,
Is the latest Floridian to fool with da law,
Hoping like-minded judges like Scalia and Thomas
Will simply sit back and for once ooh and aah.

Was it Aetna, McConnell or N. Sanders Sauls
That helped Roger Vinson detect legal flaws?
Did an insurance calendar by Currier & Ives
From Aetna et al. start him grasping at straws?

Did those scenes from the past tug at his heart strings
And make him long for his childhood days so long ago
When doctors made housecalls and didn't charge extra?
Did Aetna brainwash him for their status quo?

Or did McConnell mislead him? If government mandates
That every pregnancy be carried full-term,
Why'd requiring someone to buy health insurance
Make a Florida judge with full coverage squirm?

No, it must be he's thinking of making amends
For the fiasco engendered by N. Sanders Sauls.
Or of rendering moot more fed regulations
With which the Koch brothers can paper their walls.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
2/3/11

To 'Federal Judge Rules That Health Law Violates Constitution'
To 'The Kochs fight back'
To 'CONTESTING THE VOTE; After Reversal, Sauls Is Leaving Case'
To 'Scalia's Lobby/Court'
To 'Private Insurers'
To 'Judicial Nutjobs'
To 'Secretive Koch Donors'



2/3/11