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Holier Than Thou Little Old Mac is hopping mad I only hop on tippytoes in order to be seen. Those accusations that I'm short are morally obscene. Obama should apologize when I'm described as squat, A condition expert's say's Congressional Dry Rot. I've shrunk in almost ev'ry way exceptin' my ambition And changed my view of evr'ything by my own admission Immigrants are wondering where the hell I went When I found that they couldn't help my run for president. And Big Tobacco's laughing at my efforts to control Them, knowing most of Congress needs the help of their bankroll. Most of my proposals fail until I change my mind. I've lost more often than I've won. Hist'ry's not been kind. Inciting an assassin I've been told's my only chance Not to have to hop so you'll see I'm the smarty pants.
Bob Carlson |