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Horny Pledglings (How long before Grover suffers lots more defections?) Grover claims it's the cushiest job in the Congress. When they are sworn in they give up their need to vote. Part Three of The Pledge gives McConnell or Boehner The Power of Attorneyl Then pledglings won't rock the boat. No wonder they're able to keep their troops in line. It's that Power of Attorney that's doing the job. And Parts One and Two that make them all Grover's puppets. You want all of their votes? You need Grover. Yessireebob! It smacks of the Third Reich without the moustache. The last time we noticed Grover didn't wear one. Still this means all pledglings should stay home raising money And not spend it on interns in downtown Washington. This hasn't appealed to some hornier types And could be one reason that John Ensign quit. Who wants to spend all of his time raising money Without sweet young bennies that once went with it? But some nutjob at ALEC pushed family values. Now what can a horny Republican do? In time this could result in Grover's undoing. Lindseys and Orrins might still sign, but would you?
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