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How Dare They Say It? The old man's handlers strike back How dare they say Old Mac can't tell a Muslim when he sees one, Or presidential prospects who shoot mooses with a moose gun? Or that he can't distinguish peaceful Sunnis from the Shia? Categories he finds racist and a terrible idea. How dare they say Mac doesn't know what socialism is, Claiming his bus socializing's nothing more than Mac showbiz? That maintaining lower taxes for rich babes like his wife Cindy Won't take dough from Joe the Plumber's pals who love to watch the Indy? How dare they say Old Mac can't spot an economic pickle? That his views of regulation are Phil Gramm's, hammer and sickle? Or that he is determined to waste more billions on Iraq Making sure the Viet Cong don't launch a sneak attack?
Bob Carlson |