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How Ya Gonna Keep A Bridge to Nowhere? To be sung to the tune "How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down On the Farm?" "Stevens, Stevens, I been thinkin' Said his wifey dear. "Now we got our bridge to nowhere Why be the concessionaire?" Old man Stevens' heart was sinkin', "What's your big idea?" She said, "Just think how much we'd make If we gave away our stake. "How ya gonna keep a bridge to nowhere Away from charities? Like your guys who made off with the injuns' money, Donate your stack, Get a pat on the back. "Who is gonna criticize heartfelt donations After jailing Jack? When the IRS has re-examined the facts, They'll OK deductions from our corporate tax. How ya gonna keep a bridge to nowhere Away from charities?"
Music by Walter Donaldson To 'Co-conspirators - Stevens' |