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I'm Qualified Old Mac points out some of his strongest qualifications My Friends I know how to find Obama but I have no plans to tell. I know how to end Bush Junior's wars, But why? They're going well. I know how to pick advisors who you'll find are dumb as hell. I know how to play the hero in a padded prison cell. I'm an expert at whatever my opponent doesn't know. You think he's got a clue about an S & L's cash flow? Or how to execute a proper Bushie quid pro quo By naming Gramm or Greenspan Fannie Mae's Co-CEO? Who else has the experience of voting pro and con On ev'ry major issue he or she has come upon? Who else would buy a Lieberman to be his Genghis Khan? Who else films campaign commercials from his private Porta-John?
Bob Carlson |