Impeaching Ginni & Clarence Thomas
(We can't do one without the other)

Should we be surprised that the man who picked Quayl
Would nominate Clarence as "the most qualified"
To serve till impeached as Associate Justice.
Apparently Bushie advised him and lied.

And did so without interviewing his handler.
Who else knew that Ginni would be Clarence's brain
And like him without any scruples and morals?
When did they learn she'd be no ball and chain?

So Clarence Thomas became the first Justice
Whose opinion depends on what his wife thinks.
Why should he bother to think for himself?
She says that whatever her Clarence thinks stinks.

Henpecked? You betcha, and he likes it that way
For by not asking questions they can't tell he's asleep.
He turns on her recorder at the start of each session,
Then switches tapes when he hears the thing beep.

That way his wife, Ginni, can fill Clarence in
If he were to question decisions she's made.
But when will the Koch Brothers loan them a camera
So she will at last have a visual aid?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
3/3/11

To 'The Impeachment of Clarence Thomas' Credibility'
To 'Collins: Girls and Boys Together'
To 'Common Cause Asks Court About Thomas Speech'
To 'No Argument: Thomas Keeps 5-Year Silence'
To 'Secret Koch Boy Conspiracies'
To 'Ginni Thomas's SCOTUS Lobby'
To 'Common Cause'



3/3/11