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Incentives Old Mac vies for votes "They only need incentives," is his pitch. "Or else, like Bush, they stand around and bitch." Old Mac now says that he will give a pocket watch and chain To any teenage person who invents a solar pane That's more than an umbrella when it's left out in the rain, And who'll urge his folks to vote for the most generous birdbrain. "They only need incentives," is his pitch. "Or else, like Bush, they stand around and bitch." "They only need incentives," is his pitch. "Or else, like Bush, they stand around and bitch." Old Mac is now prepared to give a ticket to Beirut To any married couple who can shorten the commute With neighbors who insist on playing Trivial Pursuit, And aren't averse to voting for a silly old galoot. "They only need incentives," is his pitch. "Or else, like Bush, they stand around and bitch." "They only need incentives," is his pitch. "Or else, like Bush, they stand around and bitch." Old Mac now plans to activate a waterboarding hose For panderers in Congress who swear they won't oppose A Federal requirement for an automatic nose That shuts off ads for drugs that won't let old folks decompose, And for taller politicians who needn't stand on tippytoes. "They only need incentives," is his pitch. "Or else, like Bush, they stand around and bitch."
Bob Carlson |