Indiana's Pension Fund Gamblers
Betting on a repeat of Bushie vs. Gore

Will Timmy let Lloyd off the hook?
Will we continue to be took?
Will Eric let John Yoo go free?
Will too much coffee make you pee?

Will Ruth make Chrysler liquidate
As pension gamblers litigate,
Not admitting that they've blown it,
That this was not the time to own it?

How dumb can pension gamblers get?
Weren't they aware their losing bet
Of forty-three cents on the dollar
Was bad news to the Bear Sterns scholar?

From forty-three to twenty-nine?
Did these guys claim to be Einstein?
Prob'ly not. Few gamblers are,
But The Supremes made Bush a star.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/9/09

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