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Is Father Éclair Headed For Hell? Will the Pope's quantity of mercy be strained? Should Father Éclair be sentenced to Hell Because of the Church's "Don't Ask and Don't Tell"? How lucky for him it is not our decision. We're just letting you know how much he fears perdition: "Don't excommunicate me, please. Where will I find more boys to paw, Sufficiently in awe of me they'll stomach my avoirdupois? "I'm not only overweight. I'm still depraved and now deprived. Can this only happen to those who've never ever wived? "The Pope's nixed marriage for the clergy He's left it out of the liturgy For sad to say I think the Pope Probably has lost all hope. Especially after this fiasco, Who'd coat his fanny in Tabasco? "But pedophilia's all I know, and dispensing of the wafer. You must know why we like 'em young – virgin boys are so much safer. "So e-mail, Twitter, write the Pope and ask him to go easy. He's been through all this before, faking headaches and/or queasy."
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