When will Scott Walker start to use rubber bullets? What makes him think he's the King of Bahrain? Has he hired more teaslingers to confront his protesters? Why did he cut taxes? So his surplus would drain And he won't have to bargain with public-employees For vacations and pensions and their right to protest Against pseudo monarchs who're afraid they're unable To compete in a future comparison test. If Scott can assure South Dakota's Tea Party That all homicide's will be justifiable, He's prepared to import Hamad's secret police To make certain that his opposition's not hideable. The U.S. Fifth Fleet has a substantial presence In Bahrain. In the State of Wisconsin? Not as such. A move from Bahrain might influence the outcome. But out of Wisconsin? Not all that much So it won't offer Walker its moral support. Plus Scott lacks the ace Hamad has up his sleeve. The U.S. Fifth Fleet is in love with Bahrain. Promiscuous B-girls aren't easy to leave.
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