Jail Time for Wackenutters
Actively recruiting

Wackenut execs seek ways
    to end up in the pokey.
Repeated lying to the Congress
    is de riguer and okey-dokey.

To swear as their Sam Brinkley did,
    his Kabul gang was fully staffed,
Was his attempt to play the game.
    At Wackenut that counts as graft.

Mercenaries who risk jail
    for cutting corners with low bids,
Who risk the lives of those they're hired by,
    who otherwise are on the skids,

All have learned the Wackenutter
    key to government access:
Recruiting contacts made in prison
    who've shown that they could not care less.

Step One to be a Wackenutter?
    Butter up some friends at State.
They'll be pleased to introduce you
    to a future prison mate.

Step Two is not to have a comment
    when something, as it will, goes wrong.
A Wackenutter whistle blower
    risks being stripped of his sarong.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/5/09

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