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Jamie Dimon, J. P. Morgan Chase's CEO and Golden Boy Is being hauled in front of his judges. Can Obama's Penny Pritzker possibly save him? Prob'y depends on how well he fudges And lies to the federal bank regulators With all the fictions that he will amass. If they buy some of his trumped up defences We'll send those regulators back to a refresher class In Financial Shady Dealings, Beginner's Level 101. Who better to teach them than Obama's Penny? But will she be willing to reveal her trade secrets And undercut her favorite son? Who will that be? Barack or Jamie? Whose side will Obama's Bad Penny be on? Big Banker Crimes or Law and Order? J. P Morgan's Jamie Dimon or some hapless John? "After you've signed the anti-Jamie petition And have enlisted all of your Facebook friends, Donate a minimum of three dollars, please. Then tell Eric Holder to do his duty And put J.P. Morgan's execs in the deep freeze."
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