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Jesus Rates Politicians Inspired by Bobby Bare singing Shel Silverstein's "The Numbers" Unbeknownst to politicians Jesus still enjoys a laugh, Rating them for their positions on constituents' behalf. On a scale of one to ten Jesus seldom gets to see, Like maybe only now and then, ours or theirs approach a three. Changing demographics seem insurmountable to most. They assume they know the cream when it's the milk that makes twos toast. Many, whose childhood ambition was focused on becoming eights, Will soon be put out of commission by non-Latino white birth rates. Already black improves the odds that Jesus might rate them a seven, Unlike priests who're taught that broads, not boys, are barriers to heaven. Who believes gay priests and popes can help beget big congregations And, like all of Boehner's "Nopes", inspire our future generations? Forget their priestly estrogen and try a switch to rabbit genes We know their preference for men but not much else about drag queens. Do Israeli politicians want their help to try for four, Or will they count on Arab Semites when Jewish birthrates are folklore?
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