Job Opportunities At Chase-Beijing
(For more "whales")

Daddy, buy me a top job at JP Morgan Chase-Beijing.
It's time I left home and started doing my thing.
I'm not as bright as their genius Blythe Masters,
But I could equal their "Whale" when it comes to
      billion dollar disasters.

And I wouldn't be ratting on my underlings.
In China that isn't the way we handle such things.
We'd have issued a contract on the notorious "Whale".
Bet and blow billions? And walk away free?
     Absolutetly no sale.

That Frenchie would be dispatched.
Daddy, let me have at 'em
Might even get me promoted
To JP Morgan Chase-Madhattem.

Bob Carlson

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