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John McCain Is Dreaming Being sung to the Mamas and Papas classic "California Dreaming" (All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey) Cindy's hair was brown. John's had long been grey. He dumped his crippled wife; She was in his way. Certainly bad form To amscray, not stay. But John McCain was dreamin' How best to get his way. Annapolis was fun – Half the time he's gassed. Adm'ral for a dad, And still he barely passed. First plane that he crashed? In Corpus Christi Bay. Still John got his wings. Adm'rals still held sway. Shipped out to The Med, A fun place to play. Spanish power lines Were in his way, Ole'! That was number two, But though he walked away, John McCain was dreamin' Of what the hell he'd say. Lost his third en route To a football game. Parachuted out – His plane, of course, to blame. Though McCain has served, Unlike Hillary, His record's really bad Militarily. As a Commandant John McCain's success Doesn't bode that well For fixing Bushie's mess. Still McCain's been dreamin' Of what he needs to say So we'll never know How he got here today. Seems like John McCain Endorses Bushie's games Since he, too, excels At going down in flames. John McCain's still dreamin' That things might go his way. John McCain's still dreamin'? But with that résumé?
Music & Original Lyric by John & Michelle Phillips To 'McCain's Voting Ploys' |