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Jumping Jehoshophat, He's planning to gun down 'most every gun hating Democrat. With their numbers decreasing the G.O.P. must take care And hire only the best. So why choose Wayne LaPierre? Is he really that pious? Still he does have a bias And is oft the occasion for an Obama prayer. And he carries. So what if Rob's efforts so far all fell flat. He remembers exactly where Ted Kennedy sat, And where at the moment Scott Brown is at. So Rob carries. When she's sworn in Elizabeth Warren Will sit there. It's as simple as that. Jumping Jehoshophat, Can't you hear them go to the mat. Recheck the seating. He'll get each "dirty rat," For he carries. He'll spare the Tea Party, ev'ry single dingbat. The entire G.O.P., he'll need them to laugh at. Spare "independents", each and ev'ry stray cat. Spare Ryan, of course, the so-called "technocrat", Who should carry. Who will replace them? Who'll go to bat? He'll need opposition, but not much of that. Who in the world will gun haters begat? Or in this day and age, It's the ones that he misses that they'll photostat, So he'll still need to carry. Rob's aware they're outnumbered, but as far as he knows Not yet out-gunned, And with Boehner around, not yet out-funned. But with no party bosses, ev'ryone's on his own. So why in D.C.? Why not govern by phone, With less need to carry?
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