Karl Rove Hustles Mitt's Sugar Daddies

(Sheldon Adelson goes stealth? How about Frank VanderSloot?)

Why would Karl spend his own dough when he thinks Mitt won't win?
When he covers for Sheldon he skims his take off the top.
Adelson's casinos do that to you and me
    time after time after time and again.
So if Romney never sees part of his donation, who'll call a cop?

When Frank VanderSloot can't stand the political heat,
Will he still have his legal team threaten to sue?
Or save a bundle and beat a quiet retreat,
And pay Karl to skim the way Karl loves to do?

But were Sheldon and Frank invited to John Paulson's fundraiser?
Or does giving to Rove take them out of the loop?
Imagine not breaking bread with the hedge-fund trailblazer
And John Catsimatidis, who made his billions
    retailing canned soup.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/28/12

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