Kashkari's Legacy
Backed by Geithner, Summers, Emanuel and Bernanke

Who will Neel Kashkari work for
    now he's unemployed?
Which financial institutions
    will be overjoyed?

Hedge funds, banks and lobbyists
    all need his expertise
At making billions disappear
    despite repeated pleas

To reveal how TARP was spent
    while he was at its helm,
Underwriting default swaps
    as the coin of the realm,

Making sure that Wall Street's bets
    are backed up by the Fed
So their stupid wagers never
    end up in the red.

Picture a Las Vegas where
    investment banks can't lose
And Buffet's rating agency's
    sole role is to amuse.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/9/09

To 'Paulson's Neel Kashkari'
To 'Rating Agencies'