Kisses From McCain
Sung to the tune
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
(... underneath the mistletoe last night)

John McCain kissed up to Junior Bush,
Looking forward to two-thousand-eight.
He must have known we'd watch
How badly he would botch
His reputation for appearing straight.

When will John McCain kiss Cheney's tush,
Deciding that he needs to advocate
Lobbying with cash
Instead of something rash
Like "No Pork" that all true Bushies hate?

Music & Original Lyric by Tommy Connor
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/4/05

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